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Much obliged
Country definition
Expressions
Grateful
I appreciate it
Thank you
Tougher than a boiled owl.
Anonymous
Expressions
Tough
I’ll be on him like a wild dog on a ham.
Anonymous
Expressions
A threat
Like licking honey off a blackberry vine
Anonymous
Expressions
About impossible
Very difficult
She has a four-pocket backend.
Anonymous
Appearance
Expressions
Fat
Other expressions
Happier than a pig in slop
Anonymous
Emotions
Expressions
Happiness
Quit spitting on the handle and get to hoeing.
Anonymous
Expressions
Work
That baby's cuter than a speckled pup in a red wagon.
Anonymous
Appearance
Expressions
Reference to being cute or precious
Happy as a frog in God's pocket
Anonymous
Emotions
Expressions
Happiness
That dog was so lazy he leaned against a fence to bark.
Anonymous
Animals
Characteristics
Dogs
Expressions
Well tie me to an anthill and fill my ears with jam!
Anonymous
Expressions
Like “Well I’ll be darned." or "You don't say.”
Doesn't take too many of those to make a dozen.
Country expression
Expressions
Said of something very large
Size
Smilin’ like a goat in a briarpatch
Anonymous
Appearance
Expressions
Grinning
Smiling
Crazier than a dog in a hubcap factory
Anonymous
Expressions
Crazy
Swingin' my legs from a dime
Anonymous
Expressions
Feeling low or ashamed
To feel small
So skinny she’d have to stand up twice to make a shadow.
Anonymous
Appearance
Body
Expressions
Skinny
Thin
I’d have to get better just to die.
Anonymous
Expressions
Health
Being very sick
He’s so mean, he’d bite himself.
Anonymous
Characteristics
Expressions
Bad
Mean
He couldn’t grow pole beans in a pile of horse shit.
Anonymous
Expressions
Fools
Intelligence
Stupidity
He looks like the hindquarters of bad luck.
Anonymous
Appearance
Expressions
… since God's dog was a pup
Anonymous
Expressions
Past
Time
A long time
a long time ago
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