Subject: Translations

Translations:

Humorous poorly translated text from around the world – as seen on signs, instructions, warnings, descriptions, subtitles, company names, menus and items of apparel.

Super Ass Gyrosvv

A new swimming pool is rapidly taking shape since the contractors have thrown in the bulk of their workers.

In case of emergency, the lifeguard are under the seat in the center of the vessel.

Chinese Herb Tea Bags – Getting Drunk Last Night

The fear I experienced then made me poop on my horse.

Greetings, large black person. Let us not forget to form a team up together and go into the country to inflict the pain of our karate feets on some ass of the giant lizard person.

I have been scared shitless too much lately.

The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?

Women Kingdom

Wanted! Afternoon, Counter Hand Job – Apply Within

Out of Control

Asian confusion cuisine

Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep.

Cooles and Heates: If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself.

Carspa – Best hand job

Deep Fried Fingers of my Lady.

There are Forbidden Fruits in the Hotel – Thank You