Subject: Translations

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Humorous poorly translated text from around the world – as seen on signs, instructions, warnings, descriptions, subtitles, company names, menus and items of apparel.

I have more power in my penis than he has in his whole body.

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The free toilet paper – please treasure the use.

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Beward of Sharp Edge Open.

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To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order.

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Stare in a coll dry place away from strong light & odours.

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Non-Stick Pan – Wooden Handle – Flying Pan

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Guests should announce abandonment of their rooms before 12 o'clock, emptying the room at the latest until 14 o'clock for the use of the room before 5 at the arrival after the 16 o'clock at the departure will be billed as one more night.

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Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion.

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Warning! Put the chewing gum eats for myself in the garbage box surely oneself. Do not vomit to the floor, never throw away, never join to the stage, and never rub against the wall.

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Burnt Flesh Tanning Salon

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Canine Regulations • Must Be On Leashes • Must Be Licensed • Must Pick Up Defecation By Owners

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Customers giving orders will be swiftly executed.

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I will kill you until you are dead from it!

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95% LYCRA BUMBAC – 5% LYCRA – Hand wash – Do Not Bieach – Do NOt Waning – Low/ron – Do Not Tvmbie Dry

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Would you like to ride on your own ass?

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Adfrboroemb & Fitch

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The first episode of "Joanie Loves Chachi" was the highest rated American program in the history of Korean television.

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Do Not Empty Your Dog – Children Play Here

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Fire Telephone

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