Subject: Translations

Translations:

Humorous poorly translated text from around the world – as seen on signs, instructions, warnings, descriptions, subtitles, company names, menus and items of apparel.

Resist Bacteria Hotel

Juicy & Purple

Dreaded veal cutlet with potatoes in cream.

Great looks. And brian, too.

Is forbitten to steal hotel towels please. If you are not person to do such thing is please not to read notis. [sic]

Prohibido El Paso – Forbidden the Step

Food Coat

Toes with butter and jam

Exterior Window Cleaners at Work – No Feeding!

Muscles Of Marines/Lobster Thermos

A lot of water has been passed under the bridge since this variation has been played.

French fried ships

Wanted! Afternoon, Counter Hand Job – Apply Within

Fat Ho Nursing Home

Do not lean on gate for it occurs you Trouble.

Hotel Fux

Shit down!

After Using the Hot Water, Please Back the Battle to There

Don’t Throw Away Rubbish

Intestines of crab.

Rainbow Trout, Fillet Streak, Popotoes, Chocolate Mouse