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If You Are Stolen, Call the Police At Once.
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In China
Happy Your Pocket!
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Signs
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A sign advertising a restaurant in Japan
Welcome to try to eat
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On a buffet in China
Being able to spend the time that you may relax is a true famous store.
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A store sign
Boiled Frogfish
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I was just made by the Presbyterian church.
Subtitle from a Chinese bootleg of Revenge of the Sith
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Great Wall Broadbang Network
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A ‘broadband‘ company in China
After the main course we suggest that you sample the tart of the house.
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Note at the bottom of the menu of a German restaurant
Please Do Not Feed the Fishes With Your Private
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Peppers Love Small Cock
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On a menu in China
Sweat from the trolley
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In a European restaurant
Chinese Herb Tea Bags – Getting Drunk Last Night
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On package of tea in China
Baby Maker
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Brand of Japanese CDs
This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum. I am sure you will not mind that I remove your manhoods and leave them out on the dessert flour for your aunts to eat.
Subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
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Warning! If The Help Desk Thinks Your Question is Stupid, We Will Set You On Fire
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Sign in a hotel
Chew your meat for you – pass it back and forth in a passionate kiss from my mouth to yours because I like you – Passionate
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On a t-shirt in Japan
Starbox Coffee
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At a Starbucks chop ripoff in China
The freezer is out of control
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An “out of order” sign
Sole Bonne Femme (Fish Landlady style)
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In a Europe restaurant
You always use violence. I should've ordered glutinous rice chicken.
English subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
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English subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
Dying Right Here Is Strictly Prohibited
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Sign in China
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