Subject: Book Titles

Book Titles:

Actual titles of publlished books

Natural Harvest (A collection of semen-based recipes)

Shut up Asshole

I Wish Daddy Didn’t Drink So Much

How to be a Drug Dealer

The Decline and Fall of Practically Everybody

One Fell Soup or I’m Just a Bug on the Windshield of Life

They Tore Out My Heart and Stomped That Sucker Flat


The Baby Owner’s Manual: Operating Instructions, Trouble-Shooting Tips, and Advice on First-Year Maintenance

The Universe Doesn’t Give a Flying Fuck About You

The Beginners Guide to Sex In the Afterlife

Nostradamus Ate My Hamster

Rabbi, My Husband Wants a Blowjob

How it Works: The Wife

Bless Your Heart, Tramp: And Other Southern Endearments

It Wasn't Always Easy, but I Sure Had Fun

Do-It-Yourself Coffins

Nobody Likes a Cockblock

Thud!

(1948 – ) English novelist

Who’s Your Mama, Are You Catholic, and Can You Make a Roux?

The Bedwetter

(1970 – ) American comedian, writer & actress

The Apocalypse Coloring & Activity Book