Subject: Book Titles

Book Titles:

Actual titles of publlished books

Corpses Say the Darndest Things

Am I Ready For Chest Hair?

Whose Bottom Is This?

You’re Sharp Enough To Be Your Own Surgeon

Are Trout South African

How to Traumatize Your Children

My Daddy Was a Pistol and I'm a Son of a Gun

Southern by the Grace of God

Yoga Pants, Minivans, & Selfies

More Great Pantyhose Crafts

Crafting with Cat Hair

Shut up Asshole

Mommy, Why is There a Server in the House?

How To Go To Work When Your Husband Is Against It, Your Children Aren’t Old Enough, And There’s Nothing You Can Do Anyhow

Chili Dawgs Always Bark at Night


Sex, Drugs, And Cocoa Puffs: A Low Culture Manifesto

Liberace: Your Personal Fashion Consultant

How To Succeed in Business Without a Penis

The Grass is Always Greener Over the Septic Tank

(1927 – 1996) columnist & humorist

Being Dead Is No Excuse: The Official Southern Ladies’ Guide to Hosting the Perfect Funeral

Crocheting Adventures With Hyperbolic Planes