Subject: Exaggerations

Exaggerations:

Humorous overstated descriptions of things or conditions taken to ridiculous extremes.

He is so fat… people jump over him rather than go around.

Appearance Exaggerations Fat

She's so fat… when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

Hagi could open a tin of beans with his left foot.

English football player
Colemanballs Exaggerations

She is so fat… at the zoo, the elephants throw peanuts at her.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

It is so hot… potatoes cook underground.

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

He is so stupid… mind readers charge him half price.

Exaggerations Intelligence Stupidity

She’s so ugly… when she entered an ugly contest the judges said, "No professionals."

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly

He is so fat… he can't even jump to a conclusion.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

She is so old… she's in God's year book.

Age Exaggerations Old

It was so cold… my shadow froze to the sidewalk.

Cold Exaggerations Science/Weather

She is so thin… she doesn’t cast a shadow.

Appearance Body Exaggerations

He is so ugly… his doctor is a vet.

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly

The mosquitoes in Louisiana are so big, they can stand flat foot and screw a chicken!

Animals Exaggerations

His head is so big… he has to step into his shirts.

Appearance Body Exaggerations

He is so dumb… his dog teaches him tricks.

Exaggerations Intelligence Stupidity

It was so cold… when we milked the cows, we got ice cream.

Cold Exaggerations Science/Weather

It is so hot… I saw a dog chasing a cat and they were both walking.

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

She is so ugly… she has to trick or treat over the phone.

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly

He is so fat… his high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

He is so fat… when his beeper goes off, people think he's backing up.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

She is so ugly… when she walks into a haunted house, she came out with a paycheck.

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly