Subject: Exaggerations (Page 3)

He is so fat… people jump over him rather than go around.

Appearance Exaggerations Fat

It was so cold… flashers were just describing themselves.

Cold Exaggerations Science/Weather

It is so dry… I caught a catfish that had ticks on him.

Exaggerations Science/Weather

His car is so expensive the radiator requires Perrier.

Autos Exaggerations Things

She is so stupid… when you said it was chilly outside she went and got a bowl.

Exaggerations Intelligence Stupidity

She is so stupid… she can’t make ice without a recipe.

Exaggerations Intelligence Stupidity

I was so poor, I couldn't even pay attention.

Exaggerations Money Poverty

She’s so ugly… when she entered an ugly contest the judges said, "No professionals."

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly

He is so stupid… he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet.

Exaggerations Intelligence Stupidity

He is so old… when he was in school they didn’t teach history!

Age Education Exaggerations Old School

She is so fat… she laid on the beach and people tried to push her back into the ocean.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

I've seen insects walking around with kneepads.

(1971 – ) Irish comedian, actor & writer
Animals Exaggerations Places

He is so fat… when his beeper goes off, people think he's backing up.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

It is so hot… I saw two trees fighting over a dog.

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

She is so fat… at the zoo, the elephants throw peanuts at her.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

So windy he could blow up an onion sack.

Communication Exaggerations Expressions Speech

It was so cold… we didn't clean the house – we just defrosted it.

Cold Exaggerations Science/Weather

He is so fat… when he gets his shoes shined he has to take the man's word for it.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
Communication Exaggerations Language

It was so cold… we had lunch at the "Greasy Spoon" – just for the heartburn.

Cold Exaggerations Science/Weather

It is so hot… today I saw a funeral procession pull into a Dairy Queen.

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather