Subject: Exaggerations (Page 4)

It is so hot… I saw a chicken lay a fried egg.

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

It is so hot… no shirt, no pants, no problem.

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

He is so old… I told him to act his own age, and he died.

Age Exaggerations Old

The mosquitoes in Louisiana are so big, they can stand flat foot and screw a chicken!

Animals Exaggerations

His nose is so big… he has to lift it to eat.

Appearance Body Exaggerations

It was so cold… polar bears were buying fur coats.

Cold Exaggerations Science/Weather

He is so stupid… it takes him an hour to cook Minute Rice.

Exaggerations Intelligence Stupidity

She is so fat… the police told her to break it up.

Appearance Exaggerations Fat

He is so fat… when he ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child; she must be found and stopped.

(1911 – 1980) humorist, writer, television host & journalist
Children Exaggerations People Women

His ears are so big… he heard the sun come up.

Appearance Body Exaggerations

She is so old… her dreams are in black and white.

Age Exaggerations Old

He is so fat… he's on both sides of the family.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

It is so hot… by the time I got home from buying eggs, I had twelve chicks in the bag.

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

He is so stupid… it takes him 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

Exaggerations Intelligence Stupidity

She is so fat… she laid on the beach and people tried to push her back into the ocean.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

She is so old… she was the waitress at the last supper.

Age Exaggerations Old

She is so fat… she broke the family tree.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

The report of my death was an exaggeration.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Communication Death Exaggerations

She is so ugly… when she walked in to Taco Bell, everyone ran for the border.

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly

She is so fat… when she turns around, people throw her a welcome back party.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat