Subject: Exaggerations (Page 2)

She is so fat… when she turns around, people throw her a welcome back party.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

He is so fat… when his beeper goes off, people think he's backing up.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

He is so ugly… when he walks into the bank they turn off the cameras.

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly

He is so old… his social security number is 6.

Age Exaggerations Old

He is so fat… when he gets in an elevator, it has to go down.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

He is so old… I told him to act his own age, and he died.

Age Exaggerations Old

It was so cold… pickpockets were sticking their hands in strangers' pockets to keep warm.

Cold Exaggerations Science/Weather

She’s so stupid… if you give her a penny for her thoughts, you'll get change back.

Exaggerations Intelligence Stupidity

He is so fat… his driver's license says, “picture continued on other side.”

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

She is so ugly… when she walked in to Taco Bell, everyone ran for the border.

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly

She is so old… her dreams are in black and white.

Age Exaggerations Old

She is so fat… she laid on the beach and people tried to push her back into the ocean.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

It was so cold… we had lunch at the "Greasy Spoon" – just for the heartburn.

Cold Exaggerations Science/Weather

He is so ugly… robbers give him their masks to wear.

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly

He is so ugly… he has to sneak up on his mirror.

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly

She is so stupid… she stared at an orange juice carton for twenty minutes because the label said "concentrate."

Exaggerations Intelligence Stupidity

She is so ugly… when she walks into a haunted house, she came out with a paycheck.

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly

He is so fat… I had to take a train and two buses just to get on his good side.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

She is so old… she's in God's year book.

Age Exaggerations Old

It was so cold… the politicians had their hands in their own pockets.

Cold Exaggerations Science/Weather

So windy he could blow up an onion sack.

Communication Exaggerations Expressions Speech