Subject: Exaggerations (Page 5)

Hagi could open a tin of beans with his left foot.

English football player
Colemanballs Exaggerations

It is so hot… I saw a dog chasing a cat and they were both walking.

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

He is so fat… he has group insurance.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

He is so fat… he can't even jump to a conclusion.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

She is so fat… when she sits around the house, she sits around the house.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

He is so stupid… it takes him an hour to cook Minute Rice.

Exaggerations Intelligence Stupidity

She is so old… she used to baby-sit Jesus.

Age Exaggerations Old

She is so ugly… when she walks into a haunted house, she came out with a paycheck.

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly

It was so cold… we didn't clean the house – we just defrosted it.

Cold Exaggerations Science/Weather

He is so short… he poses for trophies.

Appearance Body Exaggerations

He is so ugly… robbers give him their masks to wear.

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly

His nose is so big… he has to lift it to eat.

Appearance Body Exaggerations

She is so fat… when you tell her to haul ass, she gotta make two trips.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

He is so ugly… when he throws a boomerang it won’t come back.

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly

His nose is so big… he could smoke a cigar in the shower.

Appearance Body Exaggerations

He is so stupid… it takes him 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

Exaggerations Intelligence Stupidity

So dry the catfish are carrying canteens.

Exaggerations Science/Weather

The report of my death was an exaggeration.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Communication Death Exaggerations

He is so old… I told him to act his own age, and he died.

Age Exaggerations Old

She’s so ugly she makes onions cry.

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly

He is so dumb… his dog teaches him tricks.

Exaggerations Intelligence Stupidity