Subject: Exaggerations

Exaggerations:

Humorous overstated descriptions of things or conditions taken to ridiculous extremes.

He is so fat… in the summer he can sell shade.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

His car is so expensive that instead of a stereo, Pavaratti takes requests from the back seat.

Autos Exaggerations Things

It is so hot… potatoes cook underground.

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child; she must be found and stopped.

(1911 – 1980) humorist, writer, television host & journalist
Children Exaggerations People Women

She is so fat… she laid on the beach and people tried to push her back into the ocean.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

She is so fat… she broke the family tree.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

She is so ugly… when she gets up, the sun goes down.

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly

It is so hot… the cows arre giving evaporated milk.

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

He is so fat… when he ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

It was so cold… polar bears were buying fur coats.

Cold Exaggerations Science/Weather

His ears are so big… he heard the sun come up.

Appearance Body Exaggerations

She is so fat… when she turns around, people throw her a welcome back party.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

It is so hot… the birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

He is so ugly… when he throws a boomerang it won’t come back.

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly

He is so old… his social security number is 6.

Age Exaggerations Old

It was so cold… the politicians had their hands in their own pockets.

Cold Exaggerations Science/Weather

He is so fat… people jump over him rather than go around.

Appearance Exaggerations Fat

He is so fat… I had to take a train and two buses just to get on his good side.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

He is so fat… he had his own area code.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

It was so cold… I chipped a tooth on my soup.

Cold Exaggerations Science/Weather

She is so fat… when she was a kid she could only play seek.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat