Subject: Misspokements

Misspokements:

Amusing, unintended verbal gaffes, grammatical errors or misuse of words, phrases, pronunciation or vocabulary – often uttered by sports personalities – most notably ‘Yogi’ Berra.

The Mets have gotten their leadoff hitter on base only once in this inning.

(1922 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

I’m the football coach around here and don’t you remember it.

football coach

I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn’t study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician

I want to thank each and every one of you for having extinguished yourselves this session.

Texas politician

Republicans have been accused of abandoning the poor; it’s the other way around… they never vote for us.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician

What a terrible thing to have lost one’s mind… or not to have a mind at all; how true that is.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician

You do the policy, I'll do the politics.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician

I’d be willing to bet you, if I was a betting man, that I have never bet on baseball.

American baseball player

Fear was absolutely necessary; without it, I would have been scared to death.

American boxing champion

The only problem I really have in the outfield is with fly balls.

(1960 – ) Puerto Rican professional baseball player

Morcelli has four fastest 1500-meter times ever; and all those times are at 1500 meters.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator

Any time Detroit scores more than 100 points and holds the other team below 100 points, they almost always win.

professional basketball player

The Hall of Fame ceremonies are on the 31st and 32nd of July.

(1922 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

Tell them to stand closer apart.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

According to team rules, the vote has to be unanimous. It can be unanimous or out loud.

(1971 – ) American actress

There comes a time in every man’s life… and I’ve had many of them.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

I made a wrong mistake.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

We are for the underdog, no matter how much of a dog he is.

(1898 – 1991) U.S. senator (Kentucky) & Major League Baseball commissioner

They’ve taken the foot off Johnny Grubb… uh, they’ve taken the shoe off Johnny Grubb.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

Ball handling and dribbling are my strongest weaknesses.

professional basketball player

He just can't believe what isn't happening to him.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator