Keyword: Oxymorons

Don't pay any attention to the critics; don't even ignore them.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements Occupations Opinion

If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either.

(1936 – ) television talk show host
Children Family Parents

I watch a lot of baseball on the radio.

(1913 – 2006) 36th U.S. president
Misspokements

He doesn’t have much of a reputation or so I’ve heard.

Beliefs Opinion

Give me a couple of years, and I’ll make that actress an overnight success.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Success Time

My life is so full of surprises, nothing surprises me any more.

(1960 – ) English singer
Life

Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement.

Beliefs Communication

Tell them to stand closer apart.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements

If Roosevelt was alive, he'd turn over in his grave.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements

Hypochondria is the one disease I haven’t got.

Health

Prejudiced people are all alike.

Characteristics People

If you fall and break your legs, don't come running to me.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Accidents Problems

Always be on the lookout for conspicuousness.

Misspokements

I disagree with unanimity.

Beliefs Opinion

I’m still not sure if I understand ambiguity.

Beliefs Opinion

One of my favorite oxymorons is engagement party.

writer, website creator
Marriage Sex

Cooperation can only be reached if we work together.

Work

The scene is dull; tell him to put more life into his dying.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Acting Entertainment Misspokements

I have my doubts about disbelief.

Miscellaneous

Coffee isn’t my cup of tea.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Food/Drink Misspokements

Getting cut in the face is a pain in the butt.

Canadian hockey player
Hockey Misspokements Sports