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Oxymorons
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One of my favorite oxymorons is
engagement party.
Scott Roeben
writer, website creator
Marriage
Sex
Oxymorons
Color television! Bah, I won’t believe it until I see it in black and white.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Entertainment
Television
Oxymorons
It takes one to know one – and vice versa!
Alfred E. Neuman
fictional mascot and cover boy of
Mad
, an American humor magazine
Misspokements
Oxymorons
We are going to have peace even if we have to fight for it.
Dwight D. 'Ike' Eisenhower
(1890 – 1969) 34th U.S. president, U.S. Army General
Conflict
Oxymorons
Peace
Profanity sucks.
Protest sign
Signs
Oxymorons
Don't pay any attention to the critics; don't even ignore them.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
Occupations
Opinion
Critics
Oxymorons
We need to sit down and walk through some things.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Oxymorons
I am a deeply superficial person.
Andy Warhol
(1928 – 1987) painter, printmaker & filmmaker
Characteristics
People
Self
Oxymorons
A little pain never hurt anyone.
Anonymous
Miscellaneous
Oxymorons
Pain
I have my doubts about disbelief.
Anonymous
Miscellaneous
Doubt
Oxymorons
My life is so full of surprises, nothing surprises me any more.
Kim Wilde
(1960 – ) English singer
Life
Oxymorons
Surprises
I’m still not sure if I understand ambiguity.
Anonymous
Beliefs
Opinion
Ambiguity
Oxymorons
Getting cut in the face is a pain in the butt.
Theo Fleury
Canadian hockey player
Hockey
Misspokements
Sports
Oxymorons
I disagree with unanimity.
Anonymous
Beliefs
Opinion
Oxymorons
Unanimity
If Roosevelt was alive, he'd turn over in his grave.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
Oxymorons
If you fall and break your legs, don't come running to me.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Accidents
Problems
Oxymorons
Tell them to stand closer apart.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
Oxymorons
I used to be indecisive… but I'm not sure.
Anonymous
Characteristics
Indecision
Oxymorons
Give me a couple of years, and I’ll make that actress an overnight success.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Success
Time
Overnight success
Oxymorons
Our comedies are not to be laughed at.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Entertainment
Film
Misspokements
Comedy
Oxymorons
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