Subject: Mixed metaphors

Mixed metaphors:

A metaphor is a figure of speech in which a word or phrase is applied to an object or action to which it is not literally applicable. A mixed metaphor is the use of two or more unrelated metaphors that are incongruous or illogical when combined. Here are some mixed metaphors we’ve seen and heard.

Adam wasn’t always the brightest tool.

This is an awfully big elephant to eat.

Life, liberty, and the pursuit of justice for all

You have to shoot where the fish are barking.

A salesman told viewers that a keyboard would teach your mind's eye to play by ear.

The squeaky wheel wins.

We'll mend that fence when we get to it.

What goes around, stays in Vegas.

This is up my wheelhouse.

Hell hath no fury like a wet cat.

Looks like the cows have come home to roost.

(1926 – 2010) Canadian actor

Every dog has his day in the bucket.

(1898 – 1993) American homemaker

Don’t bite the hand that looks dirty.

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

He’s still green behind the ears.

He can squeeze money out of a turnip.

I shot the wind out of his saddle.

The promise of the world’s first low-carbon Olympic flame has gone up in smoke.

We'll be there until the fat lady freezes over.

There's more that one way to skin the cat out of the bag.

Now that the ball is in our court, let's go for the touchdown.