Author: Unknown

Haven't we beat that with a dead stick?

Misspokements Mixed metaphors

I ate enough to float a battleship!

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Now I'm going to tell you something that'll really throw a kink in the wrench.

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We should continue to ride the horse that brings in the gravy.

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Lay Something On My Bed Besides A Blanket

Song Titles

It takes longer to learn to be a good golfer than it does to become a brain surgeon. On the other hand, you don't get to ride around on a cart, drink beer, eat hot dogs and stare at the cart girl's tits all day if you are performing brain surgery.

Golf Occupations Sports Work

I've got an ace up my nose.

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Throw the spaghetti onto the ceiling to see what sticks.

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You're Not Free & I'm Not Easy

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This is a tremendous assest for the club, a tremendous headache lifted from our shoulders, really

Colemanballs

In about six months I'll be knocking on your shoulder.

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I could see you itching at the bit.

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Lightbulb Hat

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Necessity is the mother of strange bedfellows.

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I will miss seeing him around the shoehorn.

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Nashville Rash

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He who hesitates hasn't leapt first.

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I'm not trying to poke holes at anybody.

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If I Were In Your Shoes, I’d Walk Right Back To Me

Song Titles

I should move to the other side of the building, so I can see the sunset come up every morning.

Misspokements

I don’t think they want to bite off that bullet.

Mixed metaphors