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The deal fell through, so they're back to ground zero.

Mixed metaphors

Thanks To The Cathouse, I’m In The Doghouse With You

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Cupid's Trash Truck

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C’mon Down Off the Stove, Granny, You’re Too Old to Ride the Range

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Let him who is without sin cast the first vote.

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Have Some Madeira, M’Dear

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Alone In the Woods With Scoutmaster Mike

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That's using your head for something besides a footstool.

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High sticking, tripping, slashing, spearing, charging, hooking, fighting, unsportsmanlike conduct, interference, roughing… everything else is just figure skating. 

Hockey Sports

The British are often thought of as pioneers in the field of mountain climbing.

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Skillet Full of Crisco

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I was so excited my heart about fell out of my stomach!

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Fellow Fags

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This so-called water feature will literally be a drain on the resources of the Royal Parks Agency for years to come.

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I'm tired of being a pawn in your game of checkers!

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Having your lawyer pay for lunch will be very expensive in the end.

Lawyers Money

He who hesitates hasn't leapt first.

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He’s going to look them over with a 10-foot pole.

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He took to it like a fish out of water.

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If Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I’d Be Out By Now

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Forget the Night, Help Me Make It Through the Door

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