Author: Unknown Page 4

We should continue to ride the horse that brings in the gravy.

Mixed metaphors

… the only California houses on the market for less than a million dollars are those on fire… these generally go for six hundred thousand.

Money Places

I could hear the handwriting on the wall.

Mixed metaphors

Summer camp is where the parents spend a thousand dollars so their daughter can learn to make a fifty-cent potholder.

Definitions Places

How is it that one match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box of matches to start a campfire?

Situations Things

Party at the Prune Farm

Song Titles

Don’t Let That Doorknob Hit You (on the Way Out)

Song Titles

Black Eyed Susan Brown

Song Titles

Who’s Gonna Take The Garbage Out When I’m Dead And Gone?

Song Titles

Fellow Fags

Book Titles

I don't want that monkey around my neck.

Mixed metaphors

I’m Quittin’ Wild Turkey Cold Turkey

Song Titles

He who hesitates hasn't leapt first.

Mixed metaphors

Beijing will collect and melt snow this winter in a bid to quench the water shortage that has plagued the Chinese capital for years.

Mixed metaphors

The horses of Australia’s snowy mountains once served to harness the identity of a nation emerging from colonial rule.

Mixed metaphors

Skillet Full of Crisco

Song Titles

I don’t think they want to bite off that bullet.

Mixed metaphors

They counted the votes until the cows had literally gone to sleep.

Mixed metaphors

Like a chicken with its hat off.

Mixed metaphors

I smell a rat… but I'll nip him in the bud.

Mixed metaphors

It used to be sheep [waking me in the morning] and that's bad enough, but cows are a whole different kettle of fish.

Mixed metaphors