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Hockey is a mans game children can play, the other sports are children’s games that men play.

Hockey Sports

Swing Wide Your Gate Of Love

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I Keep Forgettin’ I Forgot About You

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Don't Make Love To a Country Music Singer

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I Can’t Forget Old What’s Her Name

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Robert Lee was able to do some running on his groin for the first time.

Colemanballs

That's the one that really swayed me over.

Mixed metaphors

Hockey players wear numbers because you can’t always identify the body with dental records.

Hockey Sports

I don't want that monkey around my neck.

Mixed metaphors

I Got The Hungries For Your Love, And I’m Waitin In Your Welfare Line

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The worst part about politics is that you're always right and no one ever knows it."

Government Politics

A face like a wedding cake left out in the rain.

Appearance People

We are rolling out fresh fruit in primary schools.

Mixed metaphors

(I Keep) Throwing Good Love After Bad

Miscellaneous

Put that in your hat and smoke it.

Mixed metaphors

Rugby League is war without the frills.

Conflict Sports

Eternity is the second ten minutes of aerobics.

Time

C’mon Down Off the Stove, Granny, You’re Too Old to Ride the Range

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There are things that will really sink home with you.

Mixed metaphors

That was the straw that twisted the camel's neck.

Misspokements Mixed metaphors

K-Mart Blue Light Special

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