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I've been up and down so many times that I feel as if I'm in a revolving door.

Mixed metaphors

Let him who is without sin cast the first vote.

Mixed metaphors

It takes longer to learn to be a good golfer than it does to become a brain surgeon. On the other hand, you don't get to ride around on a cart, drink beer, eat hot dogs and stare at the cart girl's tits all day if you are performing brain surgery.

Golf Occupations Sports Work

Someone's going to hang from the yardstick for this.

Mixed metaphors

Heart, We Did All We Could

Miscellaneous

He’s not the sharpest marble in the drawer.

Mixed metaphors

Heart diseases are yet another health care headache.

Mixed metaphors

Not the brightest bulb in the drawer.

Mixed metaphors

Having your lawyer pay for lunch will be very expensive in the end.

Lawyers Money

Legendary Chicken Fairy

Song Titles

I look forward to the day when we can just talk about the ethics of angling without this red herring of whether they can feel pain.

Mixed metaphors

We want to brand the Renaissance name to the eyeballs in the chairs.

Mixed metaphors

Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure

Song Titles

Hardening and Tempering Engineers’ Tools

Book Titles Occupations Work

I make it my goal to shake every hand that walks in the door.

Mixed metaphors

I Would Kiss You Through The Screen Door But It’d Strain Our Love

Song Titles

I’m Still Missing You… But My Aim Is Improving

Song Titles

I guess the foot’s on the other hand now!

Mixed metaphors

Players' names should be entered in numeric order.

Mixed metaphors

I feel the comparison paints the city in a bad light.

Mixed metaphors

Daughter: A person who Dad likes because she reminds him why he married his wife, and who Mom is afraid of because she reminds her of why her husband married her.

Definitions Family