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We're still getting our feet wet on getting rolling here.
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Mixed metaphors
I should move to the other side of the building, so I can see the sunset come up every morning.
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Mixed metaphors
I Gave Her My Heart And A Diamond And She Clubbed Me With A Spade
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Song Titles
I Only Miss You On The Days That End In "Y"
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Song Titles
That's the one that really swayed me over.
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Mixed metaphors
If You Can’t Be Good, Be Bad With Me
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Song Titles
Written by Tim Bussey & Mark Maxwell
…a seething volcano, nine tenths submerged in the melting pot which one day will explode beneath our feet like a boomerang to engulf us all in a whirlwind of dragon's teeth. It will be too late to close the stable-door.
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Mixed metaphors
Legendary Chicken Fairy
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Song Titles
Written by Jack Blanchard & Misty Morgan
The early bird gets the wormy apple.
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Mixed metaphors
We are rolling out fresh fruit in primary schools.
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Mixed metaphors
I don’t think we should jump at straws here.
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Mixed metaphors
Eternity is the second ten minutes of aerobics.
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Eternity
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When life throws you curve balls, make lemonade.
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Mixed metaphors
Lemonade
Don't Make Love To a Country Music Singer
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Song Titles
Written by Robert Morrison & Dale W.M. Thomas
We need to get a vacuum cleaner and hose him down.
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Mixed metaphors
I’m Quittin’ Wild Turkey Cold Turkey
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Song Titles
They don't know yet whether that played a factor in the accident.
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Mixed metaphors
He wanted to get out from under his father's coat strings.
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Mixed metaphors
I Can’t Get Over You, So Why Don’t You Get Under Me?
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Miscellaneous
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We should continue to ride the horse that brings in the gravy.
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
Nothing lasts as long as a suit you don’t like.
Unknown
Appearance
Clothing
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