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We're still getting our feet wet on getting rolling here.

I should move to the other side of the building, so I can see the sunset come up every morning.

I Gave Her My Heart And A Diamond And She Clubbed Me With A Spade

I Only Miss You On The Days That End In "Y"

That's the one that really swayed me over.

If You Can’t Be Good, Be Bad With Me

…a seething volcano, nine tenths submerged in the melting pot which one day will explode beneath our feet like a boomerang to engulf us all in a whirlwind of dragon's teeth. It will be too late to close the stable-door.

Legendary Chicken Fairy

The early bird gets the wormy apple.

We are rolling out fresh fruit in primary schools.

I don’t think we should jump at straws here.

Eternity is the second ten minutes of aerobics.

When life throws you curve balls, make lemonade.

Don't Make Love To a Country Music Singer

We need to get a vacuum cleaner and hose him down.

I’m Quittin’ Wild Turkey Cold Turkey

They don't know yet whether that played a factor in the accident.

He wanted to get out from under his father's coat strings.

I Can’t Get Over You, So Why Don’t You Get Under Me?

We should continue to ride the horse that brings in the gravy.

Nothing lasts as long as a suit you don’t like.