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Heart, We Did All We Could

Miscellaneous

We had some hiccups in the road.

Mixed metaphors

Just to throw some evidence on the fire.

Mixed metaphors

Rugby League is war without the frills.

Conflict Sports

I feel like a bridegroom waiting at the altar for a blind date.

Mixed metaphors

We are rolling out fresh fruit in primary schools.

Mixed metaphors

The early bird gets the wormy apple.

Mixed metaphors

I should move to the other side of the building, so I can see the sunset come up every morning.

Mixed metaphors

‘I am’ is the shortest sentence in the English Language; ‘I do’ is the longest.

Marriage

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.

Communication Language Wordplay

You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it a duck.

Mixed metaphors

Where do you draw the line? … Everything has to have been drawn originally.

Mixed metaphors

No use beating him over the head with a dead horse.

Misspokements

Party at the Prune Farm

Song Titles

Cow Imagination

Miscellaneous

I've been up and down so many times that I feel as if I'm in a revolving door.

Mixed metaphors

Since You Bought the Waterbed We’ve Slowly Drifted Apart

Song Titles

He said he wanted to go play in his home country and village; I guess every village needs an idiot.

Hockey Sports

You're Not Free & I'm Not Easy

Song Titles

If I Were In Your Shoes, I’d Walk Right Back To Me

Song Titles