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I Don’t Do Floors

Song Titles

I feel like a bridegroom waiting at the altar for a blind date.

Mixed metaphors

How is it that one match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box of matches to start a campfire?

Situations Things

And There was Grandma, Swingin’ on the Outhouse Door, Without a Shirt On

Song Titles

Don't let the grass grow under a rolling stone.

Mixed metaphors

While we are ingesting the author's valuable insights, we may also be swallowing his blind spots.

Mixed metaphors

(We Used To Kiss On The Lips, But It’s) All Over Now

Sports

Someone's going to hang from the yardstick for this.

Mixed metaphors

I'm so busy, I don't know whether I'm coming or not.

Mixed metaphors

I’ll Get Over You As Soon As You Get Out From Under Him

Song Titles

Her parents got married out of wedlock.

Mixed metaphors

Who’s Gonna Take The Garbage Out When I’m Dead And Gone?

Song Titles

Necessity is the mother of strange bedfellows.

Mixed metaphors

Haven't we beat that with a dead stick?

Misspokements Mixed metaphors

Singing in the Bathtub

Song Titles

There's a silver lining in all that red ink.

Mixed metaphors

I make it my goal to shake every hand that walks in the door.

Mixed metaphors

I’m Old Enough to Know Better But I’m Still Too Young to Care

Song Titles

Don’t Cry On My Shoulders Cause Your Rustin' My Spurs

Song Titles

Four out of five dentists surveyed recommended playing hockey.

Hockey Sports

I don’t think we should jump at straws here.

Mixed metaphors