Subject: Proverbs

Proverbs:

Short sayings that express a simple truth based on experience or common sense and often offer practical advice. Here are some humorous ones.

Always yield to temptation, because it may not pass your way again.

Proverbs Situations

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

Intelligence Proverbs Stupidity

The sinning is the best part of repentance.

Proverbs

Everyone is kneaded out of the same dough but not baked in the same oven.

Proverbs

God gives nuts to those who have no teeth.

Proverbs

The grass is always greener on the side that’s watered.

Proverbs Situations

The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.

Activities Autos Beliefs Problems Proverbs Travel

A good appetite needs no sauce.

Food/Drink Proverbs

Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

Age Proverbs

A girl who can’t dance says the band can’t play.

Proverbs

When the blind leadeth the blind… get out of the way.

Proverbs Situations

You can put a coat and tie on a goat, and it’s still a goat.

Animals Appearance Proverbs

Cutting off a mule's ears doesn't make it a horse.

Appearance Proverbs Situations

Who depends on another man’s table often dines late.

Proverbs

Those who sleep with dogs will rise with fleas.

Proverbs

The house that is built after every man’s advice seldom gets a roof.

Proverbs

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks.

Food/Drink Proverbs Science/Weather Time

A single conversation with a wise man is better than ten years of study.

Education Learning Proverbs

Never advise anyone to go to war or to marry.

Marriage Proverbs War

If the baby is happy, don’t try to make it happier.

Family Proverbs

People with narrow minds usually have broad tongues.

Communication Fools Intelligence Proverbs Speech