Subject: Proverbs

Proverbs:

Short sayings that express a simple truth based on experience or common sense and often offer practical advice. Here are some humorous ones.

A fool and his money are soon partying.

Fools Intelligence Money Proverbs

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the Net and he won’t bother you for weeks.

Food/Drink Proverbs Science/Weather Time

Scratch my back and I’ll scratch yours.

Proverbs

A father is a banker provided by nature.

Family Fathers Proverbs

Where there is a sea there are pirates.

Proverbs

If you suspect a man, don’t employ him, and if you employ him, don’t suspect him.

Proverbs

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice… prepare to die.

Proverbs

It is easier to pull down than to build up.

Proverbs Reviews/Criticism

It is better to have an ugly wife for one’s self than a beautiful wife for others.

Appearance Marriage Proverbs Wives

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves.

Proverbs Situations

People with narrow minds usually have broad tongues.

Communication Fools Intelligence Proverbs Speech

Tact is the art of making a point without making an enemy.

Characteristics Proverbs

All sizzle and no steak.

Proverbs

Where there are no swamps there are no frogs.

Proverbs

The man who can’t dance thinks the band is no good.

Dance Proverbs Reviews/Criticism

Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you.

Problems Proverbs

No call alligator long mouth till you pass him.

Proverbs

If youth but had the knowledge and old age the strength.

Age Proverbs Young

Where there’s smoke, there’s… pollution.

Miscellaneous Proverbs

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

Intelligence Proverbs Stupidity

God is good, but never dance in a small boat.

Dance God Proverbs Things