Subject: People » Friends

I meet so many people; I don’t even know some of my friend’s names.

(1981 – ) heiress, socialite, media personality & model

Friendship is not possible between two women, one of whom is very well dressed.

(1944 – 1992) American author

A friend in need is a pest.

(1925 – ) English actor

May God defend me from my friends; I can defend myself from my enemies.

(1694 – 1778) French author, humanist & satirist

I have three kinds of friends: those who love me, those who pay no attention to me, and those who detest me.

(1741 – 1794) French writer

Friend: Someone who thinks you’re a good egg even though you’re slightly cracked.

Animals may be our friends; but they won’t pick you up at the airport.

(1962 – ) comedian, actor, voice actor, screenwriter, & film & television director

Friends are like fiddle-strings and they must not be screwed too tightly.

To find a friend one must close one eye; to keep him – two.

(1868 – 1952) British writer

I’ve got a friend whose nickname is “Shagger” … you might think that’s pretty cool; she doesn’t like it.

(1972 – ) Anglo-Irish comedian, writer & actor

Anybody can sympathize with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathize with a friend’s success.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.

(1706 – 1790) American statesman, author, scientist & inventor

Friend: A person who listens attentively while you say nothing.

He's a fine friend; he stabs you in the front.

(1904 – 1974) American author & radio producer

Money can’t buy friends, but it can get you a better class of enemy.

(1918 – 2002) Irish comedian, writer, musician, poet & playwright

Optimist: The sort of man who marries his sister’s best friend.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist

Friends are God’s apology for relations.

(1889 – 1949) British writer & journalist

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for ours to amuse them.

(1903 – 1966) English writer

It is not necessary to have enemies if you go out of your way to make friends hate you.

(1902 – 1963) Danish actor

It was tough growing up in Florida because all my friends were retired.

(1959 – ) American comedian, comedy writer, actor & author

It’s wonderful to meet so many friends that I didn’t used to like.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager