Subject: Proverbs

Proverbs:

Short sayings that express a simple truth based on experience or common sense and often offer practical advice. Here are some humorous ones.

It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help.

Beliefs Proverbs

God is good, but never dance in a small boat.

Dance God Proverbs Things

The loveliest of faces are to be seen by moonlight, when one sees half with the eye and half with the fancy.

Appearance Proverbs

When a rogue kisses you, count your teeth.

Proverbs

Those who sleep with dogs will rise with fleas.

Proverbs

When you throw dirt, you lose ground.

Proverbs

Those who have free seats at a play hiss first.

Proverbs

A tree never hits an automobile except in self defense.

Proverbs Things

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the doctor's book.

Activities Health Proverbs Sleep

It is better to have an ugly wife for one’s self than a beautiful wife for others.

Appearance Marriage Proverbs Wives

A rolling stone gathers momentum.

Proverbs

No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.

Conflict Housework Husbands Marriage Proverbs

No call alligator long mouth till you pass him.

Proverbs

Don't sell the skin until you have caught the bear.

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Proverbs

The older the fiddle, the sweeter the tune.

Age Old Proverbs

Where there are no swamps there are no frogs.

Proverbs

If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you’ve never tried before.

Miscellaneous Proverbs

When you have only two pennies left in the world, buy a loaf of bread with one, and a lily with the other.

Proverbs

The doctor demands his fees whether he has killed the illness or the patient.

Doctors Health Proverbs

There's an old proverb that says just about whatever you want it to.

Beliefs Proverbs

To err is human, to forgive is human.

Mistakes Proverbs