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When a rogue kisses you, count your teeth.
Hebrew proverb
Proverbs
Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.
Proverb
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Cutting off a mule's ears doesn't make it a horse.
Creole proverb
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The doctor is to be feared more than the disease.
Latin proverb
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If you want something done, ask a busy person.
Proverb
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When all men say you are an ass it is time to bray.
Proverb
Proverbs
Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.
Anonymous
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What the mulla says, you must do; what he does, you must not do.
Kashmiri proverb
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A father is a banker provided by nature.
French proverb
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If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.
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Give a man a fish and it will feed him for a day, give the man a fishing rod and he will sell it for more fish, or burn it for firewood.
Jon Culshaw
(1968 – ) English impressionist & comedian
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The believer is happy; the doubter is wise.
Hungarian proverb
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The church is near, but the road is icy; the bar is far away, but I will walk carefully.
Russian proverb
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It is not enough for a man to know how to ride; he must know how to fall.
Mexican proverb
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You can catch more flies with honey than you can with vinegar, but either way you’ve got flies.
Richard Lewis
(1947 – ) comedian & actor
Proverbs
Don't stand behind a coughing cow.
Anonymous
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Give to a pig when it grunts and a child when it cries, and you will have a fine pig and a bad child.
Danish proverb
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A dog is wiser than a woman; it doesn’t bark at its master.
Russian proverb
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A bird in the hand is usually dead.
Proverb
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One of life’s greatest mysteries is how the boy who wasn’t good enough to marry your daughter can be the father of the smartest grandchild in the world.
Proverb
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There’s many a slip twixt the cup and the lip.
Proverb
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