Subject: Proverbs (Page 2)

When a rogue kisses you, count your teeth.

Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.

Cutting off a mule's ears doesn't make it a horse.

The doctor is to be feared more than the disease.

If you want something done, ask a busy person.

When all men say you are an ass it is time to bray.

Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.

What the mulla says, you must do; what he does, you must not do.

A father is a banker provided by nature.

If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.

Give a man a fish and it will feed him for a day, give the man a fishing rod and he will sell it for more fish, or burn it for firewood.

(1968 – ) English impressionist & comedian

The believer is happy; the doubter is wise.

The church is near, but the road is icy; the bar is far away, but I will walk carefully.

It is not enough for a man to know how to ride; he must know how to fall.

You can catch more flies with honey than you can with vinegar, but either way you’ve got flies.

(1947 – ) comedian & actor

Don't stand behind a coughing cow.

Give to a pig when it grunts and a child when it cries, and you will have a fine pig and a bad child.

A dog is wiser than a woman; it doesn’t bark at its master.

A bird in the hand is usually dead.

One of life’s greatest mysteries is how the boy who wasn’t good enough to marry your daughter can be the father of the smartest grandchild in the world.

There’s many a slip twixt the cup and the lip.