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Proverbs
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One meets his destiny often in the road he takes to avoid it.
French proverb
Life
Proverbs
Destiny
Since we cannot get what we like, let us like what we can get.
Spanish proverb
Proverbs
Contentment
Wait until it is night before saying that it has been a fine day.
French proverb
Proverbs
Even a dog knows the difference between being tripped-over and kicked.
Proverb
Animals
Dogs
Proverbs
Meanness
It is easier to pull down than to build up.
Latin proverb
Proverbs
Reviews/Criticism
Only mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the noonday sun.
Indian proverb
Places
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For every proverb that so confidently asserts its little bit of wisdom, there is usually an equal and opposite proverb that contradicts it.
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No physician is really good before he has killed one or two patients.
Hindu proverb
Doctors
Health
Proverbs
The whisper of a pretty girl can be heard further than the roar of a lion.
Arab proberb
Emotions
Proverbs
Always yield to temptation, because it may not pass your way again.
Proverb
Proverbs
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Experience is a comb which nature gives us when we are bald.
Proverb
Intelligence
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Experience
Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
Proverb
Appearance
Body
Death
Eating
Life
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Fitness
When all men say you are an ass it is time to bray.
Proverb
Proverbs
Never try to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig.
Proverb
Animals
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Pigs
Live with wolves, and you learn to howl.
Spanish proverb
Proverbs
If you want something done, ask a busy person.
Proverb
Proverbs
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We grow too soon old and too late smart.
Dutch proverb
Age
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Proverbs
Wisdom
If you would be Pope, you must think of nothing else.
Spanish proverb
Proverbs
Focus
Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.
Proverb
Beliefs
Life
Proverbs
Experience
Never mess up an apology with an excuse.
Proverb
Beliefs
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Apologies
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Never advise anyone to go to war or to marry.
Spanish proverb
Marriage
Proverbs
War
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