Subject: Intelligence » Wisdom

Half of being smart is knowing what you are dumb about.

David Gerrold (1944 – ) science fiction author

It is wise to remember that you are one of those who can be fooled some of the time.

(1919 – 1990) educator & writer

No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.

(1890 – 1957) author & journalist

Philosophy: Common sense in a dress suit.

Ignoramus: A person unacquainted with certain kinds of knowledge familiar to yourself, and having certain other kinds that you know nothing about.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around; but when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

Experience is a comb which nature gives us when we are bald.

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer

It requires wisdom to understand wisdom: the music is nothing if the audience is deaf.

(1889 – 1974) American intellectual, writer, reporter & political commentator

Education: that which reveals to the wise, and conceals from the stupid, the vast limits of their knowledge.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

Wisdom: Knowing when to speak your mind and when to mind your speech.

Why does it so often take a genius to see the obvious?

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something.

(427 BC – 347 BC) Greek author & philosopher

Educated Man: One who has finally discovered that there are some questions to which nobody has the answers.

You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think.

(1908 – 2002) comedian, radio & television actor

Every man is a fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists of not exceeding the limit.

(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist

It’s not what you look at that matters, it’s what you see.

(1817 – 1862) American author, poet, philosopher,, naturalist & historian

Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk.

(1926 – ) newspaper columnist

Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it.

(1926 – ) newspaper columnist

Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever.

(450 BC – 388 BC) Greek Athenian comic playwright

All the unhappy marriages come from husbands having brains; what good are brains to a man? … they only unsettle him.

(1881 – 1975) English writer & humorist