Keyword: Listening

When you talk to him, he looks at you and grins and grins and nods and nods and appears to be the world's best listener, until you realize he is not listening at all.

(1933 – ) television & radio host

Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk.

(1926 – ) newspaper columnist

I'm always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I'm listening to it.

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author

There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.

(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist

A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.

(1923 – 1964) Irish poet, short story writer, novelist & playwright

Kids, just because I don't care doesn't mean I'm not listening.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)

The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.

(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist

If you lend someone an ear, don’t expect to be repaid with interest.

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine

Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.

Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don’t know, I wasn’t really paying attention.

(1955 – ) American actor, musician & playwright

Tonight I’m going to listen with my ears.

(1899 – 1985) Hungarian-born conductor & violinist

No man ever listened himself out of a job.

(1872 – 1933) 30th U.S. president

You sit there and you talk about yourself for an hour straight, and the other person listens to everything you say; it's like I'm the guy on a date.

(1964 – ) Canadian stand-up comedian, actress & television host

Gentlemen, listen to me slowly.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

Bore: A person who talks when you wish him to listen.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

A good listener is a good talker with a sore throat.

(1928 – ) British journalist, writer & columnist

No one is listening until you make a mistake.

Listen or your tongue will keep you deaf.

The reason most people talk to themselves is because they’re often the only ones who will listen.

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine

Everybody lies; but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.

If you think communication is all talking, you haven't been listening.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist