Subject: Murphy’s Laws

Murphy’s Laws:

Various “laws,” axioms, principles and observations that usually convey a cynical view of life and an underlying sense of futility. Most do not prove, or even explain anything, but rather simply state a maxim – usually that things will go wrong.

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A flying particle will seek the nearest eye.

Accidents Murphy’s Laws

The only new show worth watching will be cancelled.

Entertainment Murphy’s Laws Television

1. Giving away baby clothes and furniture is a major cause of pregnancy. 2. Always be backlit. 3. sit down whenever possible.

Murphy’s Laws

1. You can't get anything without working for it.
2. The most you can accomplish by working is to break even.
3. You can only break even at absolute zero.

Money Murphy’s Laws Work

If you start walking, the bus will come when you are precisely halfway between stops.

Murphy’s Laws

Trivial matters are handled promptly; important matters are never resolved.

Murphy’s Laws Time

Negative expectations yield negative results; positive expectations yield negative results.

Murphy’s Laws

If it tastes good, you can't have it; if it tastes awful, you'd better clean your plate.

Children Eating Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later.

Murphy’s Laws Time

Nothing is as inevitable as a mistake whose time has come.

Mistakes Murphy’s Laws Problems

Never trust a private with a loaded weapon, or an officer with a map and compass.

Military Murphy’s Laws

You can’t get here from there.

Murphy’s Laws

Your best golf shots always occur when playing alone.

Golf Murphy’s Laws People Sports

If you can't learn to do it well, you should learn to enjoy doing it badly.

Education Learning Murphy’s Laws Success

If you’re feeling good, don’t worry… you’ll get over it.

Health Murphy’s Laws

Never step in anything soft.

Murphy’s Laws

Seven-eighths of everything can't be seen.

Murphy’s Laws

There's no special reason; it's just government policy.

Government Murphy’s Laws

When there are sufficient funds in the checking account, checks take two weeks to clear; when there are insufficient funds, checks clear overnight.

Money Murphy’s Laws Time

When you move something to a more logical place, you only can remember where it used to be and your decision to move it.

Murphy’s Laws

If only two cars are left in a vast parking lot, one will be blocking the other.

Autos Murphy’s Laws Things