Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 5)

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It is usually impractical to worry beforehand about interferences; if you have none, someone will make one for you.

Murphy’s Laws

Hot glass looks the same as cold glass.

Murphy’s Laws

1. If you want something badly, that's how you get it. 2. Many "get-rich-quick" schemes make millionaires – out of multi-millionaries.

Money Murphy’s Laws

Our customer's paperwork is profit. Our own paperwork is loss.

Communication Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

The first time you go out after your wife’s birthday, you will see the gift you gave her marked down fifty percent.
Corollary: If she’s with you, she’ll assume you chose it because it was cheap.

Husbands Money Murphy’s Laws Shopping Wives

If you didn’t forget it, it’s the wrong size, backwards, inside out or out of reach.

Life Murphy’s Laws

At any particular time, there are more horse's asses in the world than horses.

Characteristics Murphy’s Laws People

If you know something can go wrong, and take due precaution to prevent it, something else will go wrong.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

Every employee begins at his level of competence.

Murphy’s Laws Work

Money isn’t everything as long as you have enough.

Money Murphy’s Laws

Any object that is accidentally dropped will hide under a larger object.

Murphy’s Laws Things

2 is not equal to 3 – not even for very large values of 2.

Murphy’s Laws

No boss will keep an employee who is right all the time.

Murphy’s Laws

Kids used to ask you where they came from – now they tell you where to go.

Children Murphy’s Laws

Whenever you lose contact with the enemy, look behind you.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.

Age Friends Murphy’s Laws People

There are many inside dopes in politics and government.

Fools Government Intelligence Language Murphy’s Laws Politics

Everyone who does not work has a scheme that does.

Murphy’s Laws Work

If at first you don't succeed, call in an airstrike.

Military Murphy’s Laws

It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take Hofstadter's Law into account.

Murphy’s Laws Time

An object will fall so as to do the most damage.

Murphy’s Laws