Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 6)

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If it’s clean, it isn’t laundry.

Murphy’s Laws

Life is too short to stuff a mushroom.

Food/Drink Life Murphy’s Laws Time

Anyone having supervisory responsibility for the completion of a task will invariably protest that more resources are needed.

Murphy’s Laws Work

Traffic congestion increases in proportion to the length of time the street is supervised by a traffic control officer.

Autos Government Murphy’s Laws

If there are twelve clowns in a ring, you can jump in the middle and start reciting Shakespeare, but to the audience, you'll just be the thirteenth clown.

Murphy’s Laws People

Love is a matter of chemistry; sex is a matter of physics.

Emotions Love Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather

When it is not necessary to make a decision, it is necessary not to make a decision.

Murphy’s Laws

Life is a game, the object of which is to discover the object of the game.

Games Life Murphy’s Laws

There are only two problems with people: One is that they don't think; The other is that they do.

Murphy’s Laws People Problems Thinking

Work expands so as to fill the time available for its completion.

Murphy’s Laws Time Work

1. The last gas station for 50 miles will be closed when you get there. 2. At the moment of any departure, the level of gas in your tank depends entirely on how late you are. 3. You only run out of gas after your wife tells you to stop for gas before you run out.

Autos Murphy’s Laws Things

Confusion creates jobs.

Murphy’s Laws Work

Bad weather reports are more often right than good ones.

Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather

Evil and stupidity are randomly distributed.

Murphy’s Laws Stupidity

When in doubt, empty the magazine.

Arms Military Murphy’s Laws

If it can break, it will, but only after the warranty expires.

Murphy’s Laws Situations Things

If someone says, "I'm expensive" – believe them.

Money Murphy’s Laws

Those who don’t study the past will repeat its errors; those who do study it will find OTHER ways to err.

Murphy’s Laws Past People Problems

Money isn’t everything as long as you have enough.

Money Murphy’s Laws

If it moves, salute it; if it doesn't move, pick it up; if you can't pick it up, paint it.

Military Murphy’s Laws

The cost of the hairdo is directly related to the strength of the wind.

Appearance Hair Murphy’s Laws