Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 7)

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The higher the “higher-ups“ are who've come to see your demo, the lower your chances are of giving a successful one.

Murphy’s Laws People Success

Nature abhors people.

Murphy’s Laws People

Only at the start/re-start of a DIY job do you realise the need to return to your toolbox/shed to retrieve another tool.

Murphy’s Laws Things Time

After you’ve mailed your last card, you will receive a card from someone you overlooked.

Communication Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

What this world needs is a damned good plague.

Health Murphy’s Laws Places World

Never buy a car that has a wick.

Autos Murphy’s Laws Things

When you move something to a more logical place, you only can remember where it used to be and your decision to move it.

Murphy’s Laws Things

Bodies in motion tend to remain in motion; bodies at rest tend to remain in bed.

Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather

If you can be off by one… you will be.

Murphy’s Laws

No matter which side of door the cat or dog is on, it's the wrong side.

Animals Cats Dogs Murphy’s Laws

Government intervention in the free market always leads to a lower national standard of living.

Government Murphy’s Laws

Things go right so they can go wrong.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

An expert really doesn't know anymore than you do. He is merely better organized and has slides.

Murphy’s Laws People

A good review is considered nepotism; a bad one professional jealousy.

Communication Murphy’s Laws Opinion

The book or periodical most vital to the completion of your term paper will be missing from the library.

Corollary: If it is available, the most important page will be torn out.

Books Communication Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing School

You never catch on until after the test.

Education Murphy’s Laws School Understanding

Professional soldiers are predictable, but the world is full of amateurs.

Military Murphy’s Laws

You never have the right number of pills left on the last day of a prescription.

Health Murphy’s Laws Time

One cannot have too large a party.

Murphy’s Laws

It is the essence of grantsmanship to persuade the foundation executives that it was they who suggested the research project and that you were a belated convert, agreeing reluctantly to all they had proposed.

Murphy’s Laws

Whatever arrangement you make for the division of household duties, your husband's job will be easier.

Housework Husbands Murphy’s Laws Wives