Subject: Intelligence » Understanding

Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.

When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they don't understand one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to.

(1876 – 1950) journalist & humorist

Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation.

The minute you read something that you can’t understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer.

(1879 – 1935) humorist & social commentator

I don’t mind what language an opera is sung in so long as it is a language I don’t understand.

(1892 – 1965) English physicist

The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.

(1879 – 1955) German-born physicist

Why is it that nobody understands me and everybody likes me?

(1879 – 1955) German-born physicist

The amount of expertise varies in inverse proportion to the number of statements understood by the general public.

My experience is that people are most likely to listen to reason when in bed.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

The first coherent line ever spoken was ‘I have no idea what you’re talking about.’

(1962 – ) English stand-up comedian & actor

Do you follow where I'm coming from?

The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them.

(1923 – 1966) stand-up comedian, writer, social critic & satirist

If you do not understand a particular word in a piece of technical writing, ignore it; the piece will make perfect sense without it.

Confidence is what you have before you understand the problem.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell.

(1930 – ) American author and billiard player, teacher & commentator

You do not really understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother.

(1879 – 1955) German-born physicist

You never catch on until after the test.

In mathematics you don't understand things… you just get used to them.

(1903 – 1957) Hungarian-American mathematician

If you understand it, it's obsolete.

A child of five would understand this; send someone to fetch a child of five.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

Any order that can be misunderstood has been misunderstood.