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Author: Proverb
If you want something done, ask a busy person.
Proverb
Proverbs
Busy
Where there’s smoke, there’s… pollution.
Proverb
Miscellaneous
Proverbs
Pollution
Smoke
All sizzle and no steak.
Proverb
Proverbs
All style and no substance
The one who snores will fall asleep first.
Proverb
Murphy’s Laws
Proverbs
Situations
Sleep
Snoring
Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
Proverb
Beliefs
Proverbs
Depth
Water
The grass is always greener on the side that’s watered.
Proverb
Proverbs
Situations
Grass is always greener
lawns
If your time ain’t come, not even a doctor can kill you.
Proverb
Death
Doctors
Health
Life
Proverbs
Experience is a comb which nature gives us when we are bald.
Proverb
Intelligence
Proverbs
Wisdom
Experience
Tact is the art of making a point without making an enemy.
Proverb
Characteristics
Proverbs
Enemies
Tact
Cat bathing is a martial art.
Proverb
Proverbs
Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
Proverb
Failure
Murphy’s Laws
Problems
Success
Privacy
Public
Don't sell the skin until you have caught the bear.
English proverb
,
Proverb
Proverbs
Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
Proverb
Age
Proverbs
Maturity
Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
Proverb
Appearance
Body
Death
Eating
Life
Proverbs
Fitness
God gives nuts to those who have no teeth.
Proverb
Proverbs
When all men say you are an ass it is time to bray.
Proverb
Proverbs
Even a broken clock is right twice a day.
Proverb
Proverbs
Time
Clocks
There’s many a slip twixt the cup and the lip.
Proverb
Alcohol
Food/Drink
Proverbs
Absence makes the heart go wander.
Proverb
Emotions
Love
Proverbs
Absence
A woman is like a cup of tea; you'll never know how strong she is until she boils.
Proverb
Characteristics
People
Women
Strength
Tea
Temper
Memory and teeth grow weaker with time.
Proverb
Intelligence
Memory
Proverbs
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