Author: Proverb Page 2

Mistakes are often the stepping stones to utter failure.

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks.

Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.

Experience is a comb which nature gives us when we are bald.

You cannot get to the top by sitting on your bottom.

The one who snores will fall asleep first.

Familiarity breeds contempt; but familiarity breeds!

God is good, but never dance in a small boat.

If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.

When the blind leadeth the blind… get out of the way.

The woman cries before the wedding and the man after.

If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you’ve never tried before.

Faith can move mountains, but not furniture.

The geek shall inherit the earth.

Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.

Don't sell the skin until you have caught the bear.

There’s many a slip twixt the cup and the lip.

A clean house is a sign of a misspent life.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

If you want something done, ask a busy person.

When all men say you are an ass it is time to bray.