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Author: Proverb Page 2
Mistakes are often the stepping stones to utter failure.
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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks.
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Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
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Experience is a comb which nature gives us when we are bald.
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You cannot get to the top by sitting on your bottom.
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The one who snores will fall asleep first.
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Familiarity breeds contempt; but familiarity breeds!
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God is good, but never dance in a small boat.
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If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.
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When the blind leadeth the blind… get out of the way.
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The woman cries before the wedding and the man after.
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If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you’ve never tried before.
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Faith can move mountains, but not furniture.
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The geek shall inherit the earth.
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Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.
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Don't sell the skin until you have caught the bear.
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,
Proverb
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There’s many a slip twixt the cup and the lip.
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A clean house is a sign of a misspent life.
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The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
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If you want something done, ask a busy person.
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When all men say you are an ass it is time to bray.
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