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Author: Proverb Page 4
Faith can move mountains, but not furniture.
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Faith
If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.
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A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
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It is not economical to go to bed early to save the candles if the result is twins.
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If you want something done, ask a busy person.
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Absence makes the heart go wander.
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Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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Even a dog knows the difference between being tripped-over and kicked.
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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks.
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People living in glass houses should not!
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Madness takes its toll; please have exact change.
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To err is human, to forgive is human.
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Learn to laugh at yourself, we certainly have.
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The grass is always greener on the side that’s watered.
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Grass is always greener
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