Subject: Emotions » Laughter

The real reason your pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can’t see him laughing at you.

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress
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Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.

(1909 – 2000) Danish-born comedian & pianist
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A person who knows how to laugh at himself will never ceased to be amused.

(1934 – ) American actress, dancer, activist & author
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Wherever you go in the world, you just have to say you’re Canadian and people laugh.

(1950 – 1994) Canadian actor & comedian
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Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century.

(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director
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Somebody once said that laughter is the best medicine, and that was clearly written by a man that never tried Vicodin.

(1959 – ) American comedian, comedy writer, actor & author
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Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
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A laugh is a smile that bursts.

(1949 – ) English nurse
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My girlfriend always laughs during sex… no matter what she’s reading.

(1955 –2011) business magnate, co-founder & CEO of Apple
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Those who can laugh without cause have either found the true meaning of happiness or have gone stark raving mad.

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Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.

(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist
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The test of a real comedian is whether you laugh at him before he opens his mouth.

(1882 – 1958) drama critic, editor
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He who laughs, lasts.

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My girlfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we are… but I laugh more.

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A sense of humor is what makes you laugh at something that would make you sore if it happened to you!

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine
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If you can laugh at yourself loud and hard every time you fall, people will think you're drunk.

(1963 – ) television host & comedian
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If you want to make an audience laugh, you dress a man up like an old lady and push her down the stairs; if you want to make comedy writers laugh, you push an actual old lady down the stairs.

(1970 – ) American actress, comedian, writer & producer
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Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.

(1917 – 1993) British composer & novelist
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They laughed at Edison and Einstein, but somehow I still feel uncomfortable when they laugh at me.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
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Never laugh at your significant other when they're having an orgasm; that is their time to shine.

(1983 – ) American comedian
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Laughter is the best medicine – unless you're diabetic, then insulin comes pretty high on the list.

(Robert Norman Davis) (1945 – ) British comedian & actor
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