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To err is human, to forgive is human.
Proverb
Mistakes
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Compassion
A loaded wagon makes no noise.
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Intelligence
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It is better to have an ugly wife for one’s self than a beautiful wife for others.
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The one who snores will fall asleep first.
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The wages of sin is death – but the working conditions are good.
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Experience is a comb which nature gives us when we are bald.
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Always yield to temptation, because it may not pass your way again.
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Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
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One of life’s greatest mysteries is how the boy who wasn’t good enough to marry your daughter can be the father of the smartest grandchild in the world.
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Mistakes are often the stepping stones to utter failure.
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If your time ain’t come, not even a doctor can kill you.
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Better late than… pregnant.
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All sizzle and no steak.
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All style and no substance
Before borrowing from a friend, decide which you need most.
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Some of the most well-trodden roads lead nowhere.
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If you want something done, ask a busy person.
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Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.
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The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
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People with narrow minds usually have broad tongues.
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God is good, but never dance in a small boat.
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Chaste makes waste.
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