Subject: People » Friends (Page 5)

We thought it was a bad idea you guys got married, but we didn’t feel like we could say anything because it was open bar.

(1974 – ) American stand-up comedian
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Even when I was a kid, my imaginary friend would play with the kid across the street.

(1975 – ) American stand-up comedian & television host
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I'm not buddy-buddy with the players. If they need a buddy, let them buy a dog.

(1931 – ) American baseball player & manager
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It is not necessary to have enemies if you go out of your way to make friends hate you.

(1902 – 1963) Danish actor
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Love is staying up all night with a sick child… or a healthy adult.

(1939 – ) British journalist, comedian, writer & media personality
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How do people make new mates?… asking for a friend.

Comedian & writer
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Friend: Someone who thinks you’re a good egg even though you’re slightly cracked.

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Your best friends are those who speak well of you behind your back.

(1920 – 2001) American writer & humorist
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A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success.


(1926 – ) newspaper columnist
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