Subject: People » Men

All men are animals, but some make better pets than others.

(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer
Men People

A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks; a woman loses hers after four kisses.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist
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A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady and left off for the rest of your life.

(1947 – ) author, humorist & satirist
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It is the loose ends with which men hang themselves.

(1900 – 1948) novelist (wife of writer F. Scott Fitzgerald)
Men People

One of the best things in the world to be is a boy; it requires no experience, but needs some practice to be a good one.

(1829 – 1900) American essayist & novelist
Men People

Men love to be thought of as funny… except when they’re in bed.

(1968 – ) American actress & singer
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Optimist: The sort of man who marries his sister’s best friend.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist
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Not one man in a beer commercial has a beer belly.

(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer
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In Genesis it says that it is not good for a man to be alone… but sometimes it is a great relief.

(1882 – 1942) American actor
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Hedda Hopper: How do you know so much about men?

West: Baby, I went to night school.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
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Nymphomaniac:  a woman as obsessed with sex as an average man.

(1913 – 1983) journalist & author
Men People Sex Women

A hard man is good to find.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
Men Sex Situations

If men knew how to do it, they wouldn’t have to pay for it.

(1952 – ) comedian, actress & writer
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Behind every great man there lies a great woman… and one in front of him as well if he’s lucky.

(1967 – ) English comedian
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The girl with a future avoids a man with a past.

(1899 – 1995) humorist
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I don't know a lot about politics, but I can recognize a good party man when I see one.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
Men Politics

A gentleman is simply a patient wolf.

(1921 – 1995) American actress
Men People

A woman without a man is like a fish needs a bicycle.

(1988 – 1990) Australian writer & politician
Men People Women

X Chromosome: a genetic double-cross that empowers women with the ability to bear children and reserves for men the right to be color-blind hemophiliacs.

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Nature abhors a virgin – a frozen asset.

(1903 – 1987 diplomat, playwright, journalist & politician
Men People Sex Women

If a man says, "I'll call you," and he doesn't, he didn't forget, he didn't lose your number, he didn't die… he just didn't want to call you.

(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer
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