Subject: Beliefs » Honesty » Truth

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing… if you can fake that, you’ve got it made.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

My wife said: ‘I want an explanation and I want the truth.’ I said: ‘Make up your mind.’

(1906 – 1998) English-born American comedian

One should never trust a woman who tells one her real age.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of the time he will pick himself up and continue on.

The truth is more important than the facts.

(1867 – 1959) architect, interior designer, writer & educator

The truth is rarely pure and never simple.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

The only statistics you can trust are those you falsified yourself.

(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator

The mightiest of weapons is truth…. and everyone knows you're not permitted to bring a weapon into a government building.


The difference between reality and unreality is that reality has so little to recommend it.

(1924 – 1973) American comic

Science is Truth. Don't be misled by fact.

Please don't lie to me, unless you're absolutely sure I'll never find out the truth.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

Facts and truth really don’t have much to do with each other.

(1897-1962) American writer

As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the demand.

(1818 – 1885) humorist

I am not one of those who in expressing opinions confine themselves to facts.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

My way of joking is to tell the truth.

(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist

Journalists say a thing that they know isn’t true, in the hope that if they keep on saying it long enough it will be true.

1867 – 1931) English novelist

Speak the truth, but leave immediately after.

Any fool can tell the truth, but it requires a man of some sense to know how to lie well.

(1835 – 1902) English composer, author & satirist

Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; truth isn’t.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

Politicians are wedded to the truth, but like many other married couples they sometimes live apart.

(1870 – 1916) British writer

Advertising is the art of making whole lies out of half truths.