Subject: Beliefs » Facts

If the facts do not conform to the theory, they must be disposed of.

 Statistics always remind me of the fellow who drowned in a river where the average depth was only three feet.

college football coach

Second to agriculture, humbug is the biggest industry of our age.

(1833 – 1896) Swedish chemist, engineer, innovator & armaments manufacturer

The trouble with facts is that there are so many of them.

(1857 – 1927) Unitarian Universalist minister

It was once said truly that the greatest American superstition was belief in facts.

(1901 – 1970) American journalist & author

Facts without theory are trivia. Theory without facts is bullshit.

Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; truth isn’t.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

Facts are stubborn things.

(1911 – 2004) 40th U.S. president & actor

Science is Truth. Don't be misled by fact.

Any facts which, when included in the argument, give the desired result, are fair facts for the argument.

People everywhere confuse what they read in newspapers with news.

(1904 – 1963) American journalist

Facts are stubborn things, but statistics are more pliable.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

1. Any great truth can – and eventually will – be expressed as a cliche.

2. Half of being smart is knowing what you're dumb at.

Game shows are designed to make us feel better about the random, useless facts that are all we have left of our education.

(1962 – ) writer & journalist

The greatest American superstition is belief in facts.

(1880 – 1946) Baltic German philosopher

Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

The cure to information overload is more information.

(1950 – ) American technologist, commentator, author & editor

If you have the facts on your side, hammer the facts. If you have the law on your side, hammer the law. If you have neither the facts nor the law, hammer the table.

The fewer the facts, the stronger the opinion.

(1905 –1998) American author

Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures.

(1899 – 1995) humorist

The truth is more important than the facts.

(1867 – 1959) architect, interior designer, writer & educator