Subject: Beliefs » Facts (Page 2)

There are two kinds of statistics; those you look up and those you make up.

(1886 – 1975) American fiction writer

Facts without theory are trivia. Theory without facts is bullshit.

Facts without theory are trivia. Theory without facts is bullshit.

Any theory can be made to fit any facts by means of appropriate additional assumptions.

1. Any great truth can – and eventually will – be expressed as a cliche.

2. Half of being smart is knowing what you're dumb at.

Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

USA Today has come out with a new survey; apparently, three out of every four people make up 75% of the population.

(1947 – ) comedian & television host

Where facts are few, experts are many.

Every scientific truth goes through three states: first, people say it conflicts with the Bible; next, they say it has been discovered before; lastly, they say they always believed it.

(1807 – 1873) paleontologist, glaciologist & geologist

Nothing is so fallacious as facts, except figures.

One gets such wholesale returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

1. Anyone can make a decision given enough facts. 2. A good manager can make a decision without enough facts. 3. A perfect manager can operate in perfect ignorance.

Never let the facts stand in the way of a good answer.

(1937 – 2014) American co-host of radio show “Car Talk”

If enough data is collected, anything may be proven by statistical methods.

Second to agriculture, humbug is the biggest industry of our age.

(1833 – 1896) Swedish chemist, engineer, innovator & armaments manufacturer

What really matters is the name you succeed in imposing on the facts – not the facts themselves.

The fact that he relies on facts … says things that are not factual… are going to undermine his campaign.

(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president

Figures won’t lie, but liars can figure.

(1911 – 1993) columnist & novelist

Any facts which, when included in the argument, give the desired result, are fair facts for the argument.

Statistics are no substitute for common sense.

Facts and truth really don’t have much to do with each other.

(1897-1962) American writer