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I'm so busy, I don't know whether I'm coming or not.

Mixed metaphors

He now floats like an anchor, stings like a moth.

Boxing Sports

Necessity is the mother of strange bedfellows.

Mixed metaphors

Things are different when you have fifteen people on your plate.

Mixed metaphors

How is it that one match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box of matches to start a campfire?

Situations Things

He who hesitates hasn't leapt first.

Mixed metaphors

I don’t think we should jump at straws here.

Mixed metaphors

I knew enough to realize that the alligators were in the swamp and that it was time to circle the wagons.

Mixed metaphors

(We Used To Kiss On The Lips, But It’s) All Over Now

Sports

You Can’t Deal Me All The Aces And Expect Me Not To Play

Song Titles

Dick, Dick What Did You Lick?

Book Titles

The shortest distance between any two points on a golf course is a straight line that passes directly through the center of a very large tree.

Golf Murphy’s Laws Problems Sports

I left the door wide open, and you didn't take the bait.

Mixed metaphors

Fellow Fags

Book Titles

Peekin’ In the Knothole In Grandma’s Wooden Leg

Song Titles

He Went To Sleep and The Hogs Ate Him (Now Claude's Gone Forever)

Song Titles

You’d Think My Bed Was A Bus Stop, The Way You Come And Go

Song Titles

You Done My Brain In

Song Titles

I Wish I Were In Dixie Tonight, But She’s Out Of Town

Song Titles

Don't let the grass grow under a rolling stone.

Mixed metaphors

Haven't we beat that with a dead stick?

Misspokements Mixed metaphors