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He'll argue until the cat turns blue.

Mixed metaphors

A true gentleman is a man who may know how to play the bagpipes – but doesn’t.

Definitions

High sticking, tripping, slashing, spearing, charging, hooking, fighting, unsportsmanlike conduct, interference, roughing… everything else is just figure skating. 

Hockey Sports

That was the straw that twisted the camel's neck.

Misspokements Mixed metaphors

I look forward to the day when we can just talk about the ethics of angling without this red herring of whether they can feel pain.

Mixed metaphors

I was the mother hen to all these little ducks.

Mixed metaphors

Dick, Dick What Did You Lick?

Book Titles

A golf match is a test of your skill against your opponents' luck.

Golf Situations Sports

Cupid's Trash Truck

Song Titles

C’mon Down Off the Stove, Granny, You’re Too Old to Ride the Range

Song Titles

Loose lips sink like a rock.

Mixed metaphors

The deputy was willing to cut him a break.

Mixed metaphors

Forget the Night, Help Me Make It Through the Door

Song Titles

He who hesitates hasn't leapt first.

Mixed metaphors

You Can't Haul a U-Haul Into Heaven

Song Titles

Have Some Madeira, M’Dear

Song Titles

Skillet Full of Crisco

Song Titles

Don't take any wooden Indians.

Misspokements Mixed metaphors

Don’t Cry On My Shoulders Cause Your Rustin' My Spurs

Song Titles

He took to it like a fish out of water.

Mixed metaphors

You’d Think My Bed Was A Bus Stop, The Way You Come And Go

Song Titles