Keyword: Luck

It is bad luck to be superstitious.

Man blames fate for other accidents but feels personally responsible for a hole-in-one.

Depend on the rabbit’s foot if you will, but remember, it didn’t work for the rabbit.

American humorist

Everything has its drawbacks, as the man said when his mother-in-law died, and they came down upon him for the funeral expenses.

(1859 – 1927) English writer

I used to carry a rabbit’s foot for luck… then it was a monkey’s paw.. now it’s a camel’s toe.

(1978 – ) American actress, writer & comedian

It's bad luck to be superstitious.

Ever notice how random chance always picks you for jury duty, but not to win the lottery?

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine

It's bad luck to be superstititious.

A self-made man is one who believes in luck and sends his son to Oxford.

(1902 – 1983) Australian novelist & short-story writer

Luck: The thing that draws us for jury duty, but never for the lottery.

A golf match is a test of your skill against your opponents' luck.

If he fell into a pile of horse shit, he’d start looking for a pony.

I’m not a believer in luck… but I do believe you need it.

Luck: An explanation for the other fellows’ success.

Aren’t I lucky, to have survived so much bad luck.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

The more I practice, the luckier I get.

(1935 – ) South African professional golfer

Thirteen at a table is unlucky only when the hostess has only twelve chops.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

Never bet on a loser because you think his luck is bound to change.

My luck is getting worse and worse.. last night, for instance, I was mugged by a Quaker.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

We must believe in luck; for how else can we explain the success of those we don’t like.

(1889 – 1963) French poet, novelist, playwright, artist & filmmaker

I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.