Subject: Communication » Wordplay

Pushing fifty is exercise enough


Activities Age Exercise Wordplay

Alarm Clock: That which scares the daylight out of you.

Definitions Wordplay

Alcatraz: A pen with a lifetime guarantee.

Definitions Wordplay

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

(1973 – ) English comedian, writer, actor, director & producer
Communication Wordplay

Obesity is really widespread.

Appearance Fat Wordplay

Gigolo: A fee-male.

Definitions Wordplay

The penis mightier than the sword.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Communication Wordplay

Geologist: Fault finder.

Definitions Wordplay

I felt like a man trapped in a woman's body… then I was born.

American stand up comedian & juggler
Communication Wordplay

Gentlemen prefer bonds.

(1855 – 1937) American lawyer, judge, banker & Secretary of Treasury
Communication Wordplay

So this cowboy walks in to a German car showroom and he says "Audi!"

(1967 – ) English actor, writer & comedian
Miscellaneous Wordplay

As soon as the hospital made me put on one of those little gowns, I knew the end was in sight.


Communication Situations Wordplay

Quadruplets: Four crying out loud.

Children Definitions Wordplay

Invitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

writer
Communication Wordplay

Harpist: A plucky musician.

Definitions Entertainment Music Wordplay

I’m not worried about the Third World War… that’s the Third World’s problem.

(1972 – ) Anglo-Irish comedian, writer & actor
Conflict War Wordplay

Also-ran: A British athlete.

British writer, cartoonist, poet & performer
England Places Wordplay

I always say beauty is only sin deep.

(1870 – 1916) British writer
Appearance Wordplay

I realized I was dyslexic when I went to a toga party dressed as a goat.

(1972 – ) Anglo-Irish comedian, writer & actor
Wordplay

I called that Rape Advice Line earlier today… unfortunately, it’s only for victims.

(1973 – ) English writer & stand-up comedian
Communication Wordplay

Teachers: United Mind Workers.

Definitions Education Wordplay