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Basketball players get the girls, hockey players take them home.

It's six, or one and a half dozen of the other.

Mixed metaphors Decisions

Hockey players wear numbers because you can’t always identify the body with dental records.

No matter how bad you are playing, it is always possible to play worse.

Golf Murphy’s Laws Sports

We are rolling out fresh fruit in primary schools.

Mixed metaphors

This so-called water feature will literally be a drain on the resources of the Royal Parks Agency for years to come.

Mixed metaphors On a water fountain

I Keep Forgettin’ I Forgot About You

Song Titles Written by Byron Gallimore / Don Pfrimmer / William Shore

I should move to the other side of the building, so I can see the sunset come up every morning.

Mixed metaphors

I Was Looking Back to See if You Were Looking Back to See if I Was Looking Back to See if You Were Looking Back at Me

Song Titles Written by Jimmy Eaton & Larry Wagner

Skillet Full of Crisco

Song Titles Written by Null Cecil Allen

Haven't we beat that with a dead stick?

Misspokements Mixed metaphors

Just to throw some evidence on the fire.

Mixed metaphors

Eternity is the second ten minutes of aerobics.

Time Aerobics Eternity Exercise

Hockey is a mans game children can play, the other sports are children’s games that men play.

I didn't have two minutes to rub together.

Mixed metaphors

How is it that one match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box of matches to start a campfire?

Situations Things Fires Matches

Fellow Fags

He now floats like an anchor, stings like a moth.

Boxing Sports On Muhammad Ali still fighting at the age of 39

I look forward to the day when we can just talk about the ethics of angling without this red herring of whether they can feel pain.

Mixed metaphors Fishing

Warm Beer And Cold Kisses

Song Titles Written by Stallins & Crowe

‘I am’ is the shortest sentence in the English Language; ‘I do’ is the longest.