Author: Archie Bunker

But what does he owe me for 5 years of bread and broad?

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… my eyes was lookin' at hard pore cornography.

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This den of inquizidry.

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One good egg in a barrel of rotten apples.

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Wouldn't let 'em get in a word wedgewise.

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Umbiblical cord

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Position is nine-tenths of the law.

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That letter’s too old! What I mean to say – it’s subspired.

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Friccastewing a chicken on the hotplate.

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Hot flushes and mentalpause.

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Ya gotta watch out for that rigididness; it’ll warf your personality.

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He goes through groceries like an earth remover.

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Busted tribia

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The Three Muskatelles.

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All your friends are gonna be green with envious.

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There’s a good animal show on with that kindly old gent, Marlons Perkos.

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In bed, I’m totally impudent… [later] I got the feeling my prudence is coming back.

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So finally, the great Jefferson, who always reclined to cross my freshhold is into the house.

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Infernal Revenue

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Civilized humanical relationships

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She's loaded with this, waddya call, women's intermission.

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